WOD

Hey guys! Thursday is the longest workout I think I’ve ever written! Whoa.

For your planning you planning planners, MURPH workout and BBQ will be Sunday the 25th. We’ll close Monday the 26th to honor the holiday. Let’s do a two heat thang, with one heat GOING at 1:00pm and another GOING at 1:30pm, don’t fret about sign-ups and all that yet. There’ll be room. Remember the 1:30pm heat will have BBQ things happening while you’re finishing up, yay 🙂

We’ll also be closed for another Powerlifting meet May 31 and June 1st. Waaay out there. Let’s do a gym hike or something on the Saturday! Ideas?

Workouts:

Monday: “Bull” LCF as Rx’d 2 Rounds For Time of 75 Double-Unders, 21 Overhead Squats (135/95 lb), 21 Pull-Ups, 800m Run

Tuesday: Press Max 3, -then- 100 Rep Test with Empty Bar

Wednesday 100th WOD of the year!: 5 Rounds with Rest: 20 GHD Sit-ups, 20 KB Swings 53/36, Row 20 Calories Rest 4 Minutes

Thursday: 1 Right Handed BB/DB/KB Farmers Carry 100/70 50m, 12 Left Side Plank Rotations, 18 “Roving Push-ups”, 1 Left Handed DB Farmers Carry 100/70 50m, 12 Right Side Plank Rotations, 15 “Roving Push-ups”, 1 Right Handed DB Farmers Carry 100/70 50m, 12 Left Side Plank Rotations, 12 “Roving Push-ups”, 1 Left Handed DB Farmers Carry 100/70 50m, 12 Right Side Plank Rotations, 9 “Roving Push-ups”, 1 Right Handed DB Farmers Carry 100/70 50m, 12 Left Side Plank Rotations, 6 “Roving Push-ups”, 1 Left Handed DB Farmers Carry 100/70 50m, 12 Right Side Plank Rotations, 3 “Roving Push-ups”

Friday: Hang Squat Snatch Max 1

Saturday: Teams of 3: Accumulate Max Time Holding the Pull-up Bar in 20 minutes like this: Buddy 1 and Buddy 2 Work at the same time: Buddy 1: 12 Deadlifts 225/165, Buddy 2: Ski 12 Cals, or Bike 12 Cals -then- Buddy 3 Can Hold for as long as possible, then rotate stations.

What? This is gonna be a big week guys! Love it 🙂

Workouts:
Monday: Drag Races: 25 KB Swings 53/36, Flat Ground Shuttle Run (roughly 400m), rest plenty 5 rounds.

Tuesday: 1 Bar Muscle-up, 1 Chest to Bar Pull-up, 1 Chin over Bar Pull-up, 1 Toes to Bar, 10ft Handstand Walk, 15 Wall Ball Shots, Max Rounds in 12 Minutes

Wednesday: Clean and Jerk Max 5

Thursday: 5 Rounds Row 500m/400m/300m/200m/100m, 15 Bench Presses 135/95

Friday: 3 Rounds for Time: Wear a Vest: 50 Double Unders, 15 Burpees, 400m Run, Got your own??

Saturday: Buddy Buddy Front Squats, with 4 sets of 10 though, 3 rounds. 95/65, 125/85, 155/105, 185/135

Literally no one ever says that.

I hope it’s sunny and nice nice this week! Remember guys, Deadlifts should be trained and part of that training is doing them with enough weight to get stronger without messing anything up 🙂 Friendly advice: to listen to your coaches, they see you move, and can’t hear your ego yelling at you!!

Workouts:

Monday: 10 Rounds for Time of: 7 Power Cleans 135/95, 5 Handstand Push-ups

Tuesday: Dip for 1 RM and Annie

Wednesday: Deadlift Max 3

Thursday: Max Rounds in 20 Minutes of: 16 Alt. DB Snatches 50/35, 8/8 DB OH Lunges 50/35, 4 Wall Walks

Friday: Pull-up Max 1, Full GHD Run Down

Saturday: “Coe” 10 Rounds For Time: 10 Thrusters (95/65 lb), 10 Ring Push-Ups

Hey guys! We made it! Finishing touches to be completed tonight, more jobs were added, and some were not completed, you know how it goes when you get into something and then things morph and grow and shift 🙂 It’s all good. New toilet seat! Wooo!

Big thanks again though it always feels great to get things nice nice if only for a week or so once each year. I hope you all had great trips, and are brimming with sunburns and stories. Big shout out to Tom, he put in a new water heater for us! I was utterly useless to him during the process. What a guy! Anyone do the home workouts?

Workouts:

Monday: Every 4 Minutes for 28 Minutes: 5 Front Squats 275/185, 10 Box Jumps 30/24, 15 Push-Ups

Tuesday: 3 Rounds for Time: 400 meter Run, 15 Hang Clean and Jerk 95/65, 12 Knees to Elbows, 9 Burpees

Wednesday: 10/20/30/40/50 for Time of: Cross Over Singles/ Hollow Rocks / Air Squats

Thursday: Max Rounds and Reps in 12 Minutes of: 200m Run, 3 Bar Muscle-ups

Friday: Military Press x5, and Bent Over Rows, Barbell or DB is OK sets to get strong.

Saturday: Teams of 3: Max Rounds in 15 Minutes “Waterfall” 12/9 Calorie Row, 18 Deadlifts 185/135, Buddy three has to hang on a pull-up bar for the others to be able to work. Can’t rotate until each station has completed it’s work

Hey guys, I hope you’re traveling and going somewhere awesome with your families and friends! The gym is closed this week. I know it’s a killer for those of us staying here this week. Big thanks for being understanding. Please remember that even with this closure, we’re offering a whopping 295 workout days this year. Between you, me and the fence post, that’s definitely enough opportunities to become fit.

Here’s the list of things I’m trying to accomplish this week:
Air Bike Cover
C2 Gear Clean up
Rotate GHDs and Rhino
Lights/Ballast
Garage Door Closure
Redo colors on KBs
Fix hole in panel
One camera off wall by racks
Cob Webs
Black wall black
New H20 Heater
New fire extinguishers
Sell 1 bench
Stock TP
Vacuum
Sell other barbell
Chains outta there
DB rack outta there
What Flags can we fly?
Appendix Fix Up
Hang Pepper Spray
Outlet cover by bands
Belt Holder Situation
Little drywall repair on black wall
tape off the loaned DBs
spray paint the KBs?
Coverage for wood wall weights!
Rig Vrs. Racks on Faux Wall
yellow plates out
white paint on the wood spots
where the rings used to be
Faux Wall piece of wood?

It’s a list!! I’ve tried in the past to stay focused on getting things done throughout the year on weekends, between classes, and I’ve found that I do a crappy job, feel rushed and end up not being my best self for you guys in class, because I’ve got this project on the back of my mind while I’m trying to teach your class. Instead, if I can focus in hard for a week to get loads of things 100% done at once, I do much better. In the end, it’s for YOU! To make your training space, cleaner, safer, better set up, more efficient, and simply put, an actually nice place to train. Big thanks.

Workouts: HOME WORKOUTS COVID STYLE 🙂

Monday:
50 of Each for time!
Squat Jumps
Box Jumps
Lunges
Swings
Hollow Rock Pullovers
Push Presses
Hollow Arch
Thruster
Burpee
Double Under, or JUMP clap-claps

Don’t hesitate to scale the reps to 20, 25, 30 or 35 of each, this workout is long, don’t go too crazy!!
The Warm-up is doing a handful of each movement, and getting ready for it mentally 🙂

Tuesday:
The workout:

2 Rounds for time
21 Suitcase DL Right
15 and 15 (switch legs at 15) Low to High Cross Chops Right ***If you don’t have a band, do Russian Twists with or without a weight at least 20 reps***
9 Burpees
Hollow Rock for 40 Seconds
21 Suitcase DL Left
15 and 15 (switch legs at 15) Low to High Cross Chops Left ***If you don’t have a band, do Russian Twists with or without a weight at least 20 reps***
9 Burpees
Hollow Rock for 40 Seconds

Wednesday:
5 Rounds for Time of:
21 Chair Dips
42 Overhead Toe Jumps (hold something overhead and jump from your toes)
21 Candlesticks

Thursday:
How far can you get in 8 minutes!?
20 KB Swings
4 Mountain Climbers (you knew it)
18 KB Swings
8 Mountain Climbers
16 KB Swings
12 Mountain Climbers
14 KB Swings
16 Mountain Climbers
12 KB Swings
20 Mountain Climbers
10 KB Swings
24 Mountain Climbers
8 KB Swings
28 Mountain Climbers
6 KB Swings
32 Mountain Climbers
4 KB Swings
36 Mountain Climbers
2 KB Swings
40 Mountain Climbers

Use really anything as a KB, backpack?

Friday:
3 Rounds for Reps
1 Minute of Squat Jumps
1 Minute of Swings with something sensible
1 Minute of Push Presses
1 Minute of Burpees (yay!!)
1 Minute of Double Unders
1 Minute of Rest

Saturday/Sunday: Walk or rest 🙂 Stretch?

No April Fools jokes, I abhor that sort of thing, so this is a straight as it gets fam.

Remember the gym is closed next week, April 7-12 for renovations and cleaning (you probably won’t notice a thing, but it’ll take me all week smashing both gyms to get them rehabilitated for another year of deadlift debauchery and willful WOD wonderment) but this week is good to go 🙂

Sincerely, I hope you guys are headed off somewhere great for Spring Break, enjoying the time, getting some sun and resting your bodies. The Open was tough! Shoulders are sore, hips are sore, it’s OK to take a week and recover yourselves. I’ll be posting some home workout ideas and recommendations, but see them as just that, if you’ve got better things to do, DO THEM INSTEAD!

Workouts:

Monday: Clean Doubles for Heavy

Tuesday: “Mary” Max Rounds in 20 Minutes of: 5 Handstand Push-ups, 10 Alternating Pistols, 15 Pull-ups

Wednesday: 3 Rounds for Time: 400m Run, 40 Double Unders, 40 Hang Power Cleans 75/55, Rest 2 Minutes

Thursday: Bench Press 3 RM

Friday: “Christine” 3 Rounds for Time of: Row 500m, 21 Box Jumps 24/20, 12 Deadlifts 185/135

Saturday: Buddy Buddy Back Squats 3 Rounds of 5×5 135/95, 185/135, 225/165, 275/195, 315/225